Headlines via The Ace of Spades:
What the hell? Huckabee pressured prosecutors to ignore his son's...dog hanging?!?
Huckabee's response? Smear the accuser. Sound familiar?
Damn Yankee. Pettitte admits to HGH use in 2002 rehab.
WaPo Ombudsman procrastinated on Limbaugh correction because he’s not her ‘cup of tea’. The Deciders!
Putin critic sent to "psychiatric" hospital. Once a commie bastard, always a commie bastard.
300 Pound Construction Worker Falls 40 Feet in Elevator Shaft, Escapes with Minor Injuries Breaking through platforms on the way down slowed his descent
Turkish Ambulance Crew Races Patient To Hospital... Without Closing Back Doors Or Securing His Stretcher
It's like something from a Zucker Brothers movie, except 800% more awful
Best Christmas gift ever.
A dad surprises his little girls for Christmas. If your eyes are dry after watching this one...you have no soul.
Chris Evert and Greg Norman are engaged. It's the ideal marriage of country club sports.
Five minutes of "Cloverfield."
Looks good, but I'm wondering how well the September 11 imagery will play.
Steinbrenner Sez to A-Rod: Here's the Love I'm glad somebody else is paying that fucker
Poll: 50% Now Say Surge Has Helped "Stabilize" Iraq
The moment to surrender is passing, people; we have to get on this thing
Fred Campaign Now Apologizes In Turn To Huckabee
I'm not sure they're quite serious
Cracked's 9 Most Unnecessary "Greatest Hits" Albums of All Time
Check out the reason Young MC clocks in at a surprisingly high #2
Morgan Stanley Issues "Recession Coming" Warning
Okay, now that someone not rooting for it in the MSM has weighed in, I'm getting worried
Muslim Man Breaks Up Apparent Hate-Crime Beating of Jewish Chanukah Revelers By Dickbag (Christian) Thugs
Peace on earth, good will to all men
Arkansas Republicans Set To Campaign Against Non-Favorite Son Mike Huckabee
Those who know him best seem not to think he'd make a good president; on the other hand, I'm told he just got a key endorsement from the International Brotherhood of Cherubim and Seraphim Workers [someone]
Clinton N.H. campaign co-chair that floated Obama drug issues falls on his sword and resigns. The secretary candidate has disavowed knowledge of his actions.
Worst Tattoos Ever
A must-click, though be advised some are, of course, not safe for work, which is surprising given tattoo-people's general level of classiness... pretty sure that first one of the Star Wars cast tattooed over several inches of backfat is Chuck "Girth Vader" Adkins [dri]
Hillary? Apoloizes For Obama Drug Hit, Claiming Her Campaign Did Not Plan It
Also entirely unplanned: Hillary's White House run. It just sort of happened